Zlatan is without a team. For now.
Fortunately, he has other things to keep him occupied, like rehabbing his knee and overseeing various business ventures. One such venture is his clothing brand, which is moving to Los Angeles.
— AZsportswear (@AZsportswear) June 21, 2017
This sparked a question: if Zlatan needs to move somewhere, and his clothing brand is moving to Los Angeles, does that mean Zlatan is moving to Los Angeles? The answer: I have no idea but it sure sounds nice. Many internet sleuths are all over this rumor because of its juiciness.
Los Angeles is a city large enough to accommodate Zlatan's star-power, and he would be able to destroy the MLS for a few years before retiring to a life of saying future generations of footballers aren't as good as his generation. (You know this will happen. It is unavoidable.) On the other hand, this is not much to go on. It sure would be fun, though.