Manchester City attacker Nolito wants out of England, the sooner the better.
He hasn't learned much of the language, just the basics like "good morning", "good afternoon" and "tomorrow". He also is no fan of the weather.
"My daughter's face has changed color. It looks like she's been living in a cave," he told radio station El Transistor.
That probably isn't good. Just in case the powers that be at Manchester City can't take a hint, he put his wishes in even more blunt terms.
"I am under the contract, so the club will decide, but I want to leave," he said.
Sevilla is a rumored destination, but we'll have to see how it plays out.