Meet Riccardo Orsolini. Juventus officially signed him earlier this week. We think it is a very good signing, because Orsolini does things like this:
Welcome my smol son Riccardo Orsolini to Juventus pic.twitter.com/jFgEPF1HoU— AWEST BRO DUDE (@ayyy_west) January 30, 2017
What you're seeing there is a man being put on ice skates and then into the spin cycle. That defender can no longer remember his own name. Probably.
Juventus are leading Serie A by a comfortable margin, and they just signed a winger who can make defenders look like they're playing Dizzy Bat. Tough times ahead for defenders in Italy.