Premier League Drinking Game Rules For The 2018-19 Season
Who’s ready to watch some Premier League?! Who’s ready to play a drinking game while watching the Premier League?! You are! (If you're looking for a little Premier League preview, look no further than here)
I introduce the 2018-19 Premier League Drinking game! Every now and again, when you want to spice up your Premier League viewing experience, you can play this absolutely lit drinking game. You can also play it every weekend or even for every game, there is no judgement here. Heck, you can even use it for LaLiga, Serie A or even your kid’s U-7 soccer match.
Here's the deal. If you’re in the United States, you’re waking up pretty early for the Premier League. If you’re in the U.K. matches are at a much more acceptable time to crack open a cerveza. But I know plenty of folks who hit pubs in the early morning to watch their beloved Premier League clubs. So - take this gem with you or just play it on your couch alone or with your friends. Maybe even make some mimosas or bloody mary's. Or even some World Cup cocktails if you're really looking to get after it and you miss this summer's action!
Here’s the breakdown of the rules:
Pick a team. This drinking game works for any match you are watching.
FOLLOW THE RULES
- Goal Kick
- When Your Team Flops
- When Your Team Fouls Someone
- Any Set Piece (Corners, Free Kicks)
- Yellow card to someone on your team
- When your team hits the post
- When You Notice Kyle Martino Got A Fresh New Haircut
- Any Manager Losing Their Mind On Touchline
- Any mention of a players World Cup performance
- Any mention of VAR
Chug Your Drink
- Red Card on your team
- If your team scores a free kick
- A goalkeeper joins in on the attack
- Anytime goal-line technology has to be used to decide a goal
- When a manager gets sent to the stands
- If the match ends 0-0
We also added some team specials, so every single game, no matter who you are watching, has a fun little wild card to get you extra saucey.
One Sip Team Specials
Arsenal: Aubameyang dancing (Two sips for a flip)
Bournemouth: When you hear the word "Cherries"
Brighton: Just take a sip if you're watching Brighton. You've earned it.
Burnley: Any shot of Sean Dyche
Cardiff City: Any mention of Wales
Chelsea: Eden Hazard nutmegs someone
Crystal Palace: When Zaha does something that makes you wonder why he's still at Crystal Palace
Everton: Jordan Pickford losing his mind at his backline
Fulham: Any reference to Americans who played there
Huddersfield: Mention of David Wagner being American or his Jurgen Klopp connection
Leicester City: Jamie Vardy is having a party is sung or Jamie Vardy scores
Liverpool: When you hear the Mo Salah Runnin' Down The Wing song
Manchester City: Kevin De Bruyne gets an assist
Manchester United: Alexis Sanchez complaining to his teammates or Jose Mourinho complaining to the 4th official
Newcastle United: Any Mention of Mike Ashley (honestly just chug it)
Southampton: Any mention of Liverpool during one of their matches
Tottenham: Harry Kane scores
Watford: When you hear an Elton John reference
West Ham: When the commentators mention the old Boleyn Ground
Wolves: Any mention of Jorge Mendes or Portugal
As always folks, drink responsibly and certainly don’t drive after drinking. Feel free to expand or come up with your own rules.
Enjoy the season.