Some use “soccer mom” as an insult, but in reality soccer moms are more like super heroes. They always make sure we have our belongings and help us get from place to place on time. Without them, who knows where we would be.
Soccer moms are 100% committed to the job, so shout-out to all the soccer moms (and dads who fulfill this role). We love you!
There's also a chance you are the leader of the cheer section.
Setting your clocks fast will benefit the whole family.
But it's fine because cleaning is kinda fun! Just add music!
You already have a million things to do, but somehow you still manage to get everything checked off the list.
Your kids secretly brag about how cool you are to their friends when you aren't listening.