The Soccer Dogs Of 2016

WeRateDogs is my favorite thing on the internet, notwithstanding the Internet thing that pays me money. WeRateDogs made a video called "The Dogs of 2016" and it was full of good dogs.

Because my boss isn't here, I took the video and thought of a soccer thing for each dog. Follow along!

0:01: James Rodriguez

0:03: Arsenal in the Champions League

0:06: Liverpool’s defense

0:11: Andrea Pirlo

0:23: N’Golo Kante

0:27: Nicklas Bendtner

0:33: Wayne Rooney

0:44: Xabi Alonso

Watch Takashi Inui Become The First Footballer In Space

A joint effort between the Japanese and Spanish has seen the first footballer successfully launched into space. Takashi Inui, a Japanese international and midfielder for Eibar, rocketed to infinity and beyond with the help of Spanish goalkeeper Iago Herrerin.

According to our planisphere star chart, Inui is currently near Mars’s moon Phobos, taking pictures of the Martian planet’s polar ice caps. He will hopefully return to Earth in time for Eibar’s next match against against Sporting in the Spanish Cup.

Scotland’s Goal Of The Month Is A Sublime Chip From An Amputee Footballer

Amputee footballer Tommy McKay, a diehard supporter of Scottish football club Dundee United, won the Scottish Premiership’s Goal of the Month for November with this wonderful chip at halftime during Dundee’s match against Dunfermline.