Confirmed Transfers

Depay Turned Down Bayern Munich In Favor Of Man U Because Of Van Gaal

The draw of Louis van Gaal is apparently as strong as ever, according to new Manchester United signing Memphis Depay. 

In a summer that has seen Manchester United run rampant with player acquisitions, the one that started it all has detailed what set Manchester United apart from the other teams vying for his signature. 

Raheem Sterling Says Aguero Equals Suarez, Lauds Manchester City Teammates

If Raheem Sterling’s on-field success in a Manchester City kit still remains to be seen, then his aptitude in interviews seems to be coming along nicely.

Having recently completed a £49 million move from Liverpool, one that was surrounded with controversy in the media and nastiness from fans, Sterling has come out and declared Sergio Aguero on par with Luis Suarez. 

Ronaldinho Signs With Brazilian Club Fluminense

Ronaldinho has announced his return to Brazil, where he will likely finish his career. 

The former World Player of the Year has signed with Rio de Janeiro-based club Fluminense.

This is Ronaldinho's fourth Brazilian club, having also played for Atletico Mineiro, Gremio and Flamengo. He was briefly thought to have signed with Turkish club Antalyaspor before signing with Fluminense.

The Tweet Proving Arda Turan Just Made His Dream Come True

It’s gotta feel good to be Arda Turan right now, sure, you are not going to be able to play for your new club, Barcelona, until January, but once you do you will get to be a part of stuff like this:

It’s a footballer’s wet dream, and Turan about to bathe in — OK, sorry, I got a little carried away there. 

Best Transfer Of The Summer?

Manchester United and Bayern Munich have officially confirmed the transfer of midfielder and German World Cup winner Bastian Schweinsteiger. Ignoring the German’s age, this has been one of van Gaal’s best transfers since announcing Di Maria’s contract last year, but will Schweinsteiger be the answer to Manchester United’s problems? 

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Steven Gerrard Just Keeps Saying All The Right Things Ahead Of MLS Debut

Steven Gerrard has been nothing if not genuine as he readies for his MLS debut. That, and funny. 

“I’m not David Beckham," Gerrard said. "I'm not as good looking as him.” 

Dry, dry humor, Stevie. 

In all seriousness, the Liverpool legend recently spoke out about he and the LA Galaxy, and if I were his teammates or an LA Galaxy fan, I would be incredibly excited after hearing him. 

Depay Is A Baller And Van Gaal Is Going To Play Him At Striker. Get Excited.

Louis van Gaal is either a genius or just another kid that wants to put the winger with 5 star skill moves at striker in FIFA. Only time will tell. 

Van Gaal has come out and said that he plans to play new acquisition Memphis Depay at striker next year, and that doing so is more than a reaction to the departures of Radamel Falcao and Robin van Persie.