FIFA Clears FIFA Of Any Wrongdoing. What A Surprise, Says Nobody.

As first reported by The18 yesterday, in the least surprising news since The Pope admitted to a fondness for Jesus, FIFA’s investigation into alleged corruption and improper conduct during the 2018/2022 World Cup Bidding Process has cleared the successful Qatar 2022 and Russia 2018 bid teams of any wrong-doing.

Burrito Ball – MLS & Chipotle's Partnership

When MLS and Chipotle announced their sponsorship deal earlier this month, it was hard not to think about what endless, free burritos might do to the players. Was “Fat Ronaldo” of Brazil destined to be followed by “Fat Donovan” or “Fat Omar” of the United States?

However, once you get past the disconnect between a 1200-calorie blimp of deliciousness and finely-tuned athletes, the deal starts to make a lot more sense.