If you're the type of person who thinks about their own death constantly and has premontions of dying all the time and are also a Real madrid fan, boy do we have a product for you.
Fans can now be buried in a wooden replica coffin of Real Madrid's Bernabeu stadium pic.twitter.com/0TdMX6Pdds— Football Transfers (@FootTarGREATS) May 26, 2017
Honestly we're surprised someone beat Cristiano Ronaldo to the punch. Why can't I visit CR7Coffins.com and order up a pine box with Cristiano's abs on it? Is that too much to ask?
We're just glad that fans now have the option to experience the same thrill many smaller Spanish clubs and Champions League group stage opponents go through: being buried at the Santiago Bernabeu.