Close your eyes for a minute and picture legendary Manchester United manager Sir Alex Ferguson being hit in the face by a pizza. Keep picturing this until you start giggling uncontrollably, then open your eyes, and rejoice, because this is a thing that actually happened.
Who, you might ask, had the gall, the temerity, the AUDACITY to throw a pizza at Sir Alex Ferguson and HIT HIM IN THE FACE WITH IT?
Cesc Fabregas, then with Arsenal and now with our complete admiration and respect.
Hear the full story TOMORROW night!THURSDAY
— ALOTO (@ALOTO) October 4, 2017
"Threw it like a frisbee." Fantastic. I don't even care that it was an accident.
Congratulations to Cesc Fabregas for becoming my favorite non-Liverpool Premier League player of all time. That is an anecdote to end all anecdotes. If video of this ever surfaces it will break the soccer internet.
(if anyone reading this happens to have said video, feel free to pass that on over here. My email is at the bottom of the page)