Dearly beloved, we are gathered here today to join this man and this woman in holy matrimony. And to express our disgust at the face that Arsene Wenger is still managing the Gunners.
You have to be really mad to take time and energy out of your wedding day to protest Arsene Wenger.
— ArsenalFanTV (@ArsenalFanTV) April 15, 2017
It's interesting: Arsene Wenger at Arsenal has stood for longevity, consistency and devotion to an ideal. Marriage also stands for those things. I guess if the wife walks out in 20 years because the husband didn't buy expensive enough things (or vice versa), the metaphor will be complete.
"'Til death do us part." There are some at Arsenal Fan TV who are hoping for that particular outcome, I think.