The adventures of Carlos Vela have taken a potentially serious turn for the worse.
Carlos Vela skipped training today. Oh boy. https://t.co/1WPzwITJPc— Nayib Morán (@nayibmoran) March 7, 2016
The reason, ostensbly, is is gastroenteritis. The stomach flu. Flu-like symptoms. Oh God.
We take you now to the National Basketball Association, which has the most public relationship with flue-like symptoms of all the sports.
I just figured out in the NBA *Flu Like Symptoms* mean hangover.— the Goat. (@Vino1993_) February 24, 2016
Yes, in sports "flu-like symptoms" are often a byword for "hangover." This does not look good for our young friend Carlos. Especially because he was reportedly spotted at a Chris Brown concert the night before.
— juanfutbol (@juanfutbol) March 7, 2016
Don't do it, Carlos. Don't start missing practice for the likes of Chris Brown. Chris Brown hits women. And his music is awful. Get your s*** together and go to practice, Carlos. Trust us.