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This Indonesian Man Scored The Fastest Goal We've Ever Seen

Terens Puhiri es más rápido que tú. El es mas rapido que yo. Es más rápido que todos nosotros. Terens Puhiri puede correr más rápido que la tierra, la luna y las estrellas y, me atrevo a decirlo, incluso el tiempo mismo. Ha corrido por sistemas solares y galaxias. Él conoce las respuestas a todas sus preguntas, pero está demasiado ocupado corriendo rápido para responderlas. ¿Hay vida en algún otro lugar del universo? Haz algunos estiramientos cuádruples y descúbrelo. Repasó todas las realidades alternativas y dice que esta es bastante extraña, en lo que respecta a las realidades.

Argentinian Defender Sent Off 9 Seconds Into Match

What can a person do in nine seconds?

-Ride a bull long enough for points to be awarded.

-Run Mike D'Antoni's offense.

-Quarter-mile drag race if your car is fast enough.

-Watch that one Miller High Life Super Bowl commercial.

-Decide that "The Chainsmokers" are awful.

-Make a decision that will have UNSEEN REPERCUSSIONS affecting THE REST OF YOUR LIFE.

 

Early Goalkeeper Celebration Leads To Tragedy In Penalty Shootout

There are many idioms about celebrating too early, so just pick your favorite. Backspin is no one's friend. It will quite literally come back to hurt you eventually. It is cruel without discretion.

I hope this poor goalie learned his lesson. It's difficult not to get caught up in the moment in a situation like this, but you just have to finish the play. If you don't, backspin will come along and murder your dreams.

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