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Twas’ the night before match day 20, when all through the Prem not a team could stop city , not even DeAndre Yedlin. (or Them - point to Tottenham)

Here are some players you could use for your squad, and don’t you worry, our logic’s not flawed.

Alright - forget the night before christmas schtick. Here are the players you could transfer for this week:

Heung-Min Son (Tottenham):

After tricky back to back away games vs Man City and Burnley. Spurs return home this week vs a Southampton squad that’s struggled for consistency.

Hello folks. We got two matchdays over the holiday weekend. Lets get this thing poppin’ like Buddy the elf in the mail room.

3 Wise Men

Marko Arnautovic (West Ham):

Much like the Abominable Snowman from Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer, West Ham’s Marko Arnautovic was once really bad, but now he’s good.

If the Austrian midfielder can get over a slight calf twang before the visit of the team that puts the “ug” in “struggle”, Newcastle United, Moyes’ preferred boy will have his third huge FPL performance in four weeks.

Alberto Moreno, Philippe Coutinho and Roberto Firmino are all having fine seasons for Liverpool, but that has pretty much nothing to do with this video, which depicts the trio engaging in the BLOODSPORT OF MINI GOLF.

Ah, we jest. Mini-golf is not a blood-sport. It is not even a regular sport. It is quite fun though.

Alberto Moreno is OK at mini-golf. The other two are just awful. Firmino especially. The man shot a 10 on the first hole. I wouldn't think that was possible for a coordinated human adult if I hadn't seen it with my own eyes. 

Dylan Vente, an 18-year-old forward for Feyenoord in the Eredivisie, scored what may be the coolest goal of the past weekend on Sunday. Vente didn’t just score his first career goal, he scored a goal that was nearly identical to one scored by his grandfather’s brother 80 years earlier — also for Feyenoord. 

Vente’s goal was the second in a 7-0 rout of Sparta Rotterdam. The teenager met a looping cross and headed it the ball over the goalkeeper and into the back of the net. 

USWNT and Orlando Pride striker Alex Morgan (the recent recipient of the 2017 CONCACAF Female Player of the Year award) attended Saturday’s match between FC Barcelona and Deportivo at the Camp Nou in Catalonia, with Barca running out 4-0 victors while Morgan watched from the Presidential Box.