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The Columbus Crew Rebrands Into A Hockey Stick Manufacturer
After embarrassing me by losing 5-2 on aggregate to Monterrey in the Champions League, the Columbus Crew has rightfully decided to rebrand itself as a hockey stick manufacturer. The 2020 MLS Cup champion will säkər no more, instead turning its collective efforts to providing Sidney Crosby with the finest of lumber.
The New Columbus Logo
Late Drama Sees The Championship Relegation Race Settled In The Final Moments Of The Season
After 45 of 46 matchweeks had been completed in the EFL Championship, it was clear that there would be no promotion drama on the final day of the season.
Norwich secured automatic promotion in mid-April, and Watford did the same a week later. On May 1, the Canaries sealed the league title in a division they had thoroughly controlled this campaign.
Pirlo Won’t Resign Despite Ronaldo And Juve Facing Season Without Champions League Football
TURIN, Italy - Juventus coach Andrea Pirlo said he will not resign after seeing his side slip out of the Champions League qualification places in Serie A following a 3-0 home defeat by AC Milan on Sunday, insisting he can do better.
Last weekend, two late goals from Cristiano Ronaldo earned Juve a dramatic victory at Udinese to give them confidence going into the crucial clash with Milan who, like the Turin side, have stuttered in recent matches.
Drone Gets Snatched Mid-Flight And Destroyed After Interrupting Rosario Derby
The Clásico Rosarino (“Rosario derby”) between Rosario Central and Newell’s Old Boys was briefly interrupted on Sunday night by a low-hanging drone carrying a Rosario flag.
In ordinary times, the feat would’ve been roared on by over 40,000 inside Rosario’s El Gigante. However, the drone’s fate was more somber on Sunday as Lucas Gamba snatched it out of the air and dragged it to the sidelines.
Hasta Se Sacó Fotos Con Los Profesores: El Video De Luis Suárez Y Su Fraudulento Examen De Italiano
Antes de llegar al Atlético de Madrid, proveniente del Barcelona, Luis Suárez estuvo a punto de fichar por la Juventus, en septiembre de 2020. Sin embargo, en la búsqueda de la nacionalidad italiana, lo cual facilitaría su llegada el gigante de Turín, se supo que el Pistolero había engañado en el examen de idioma necesario para obtener el pasaporte.
Ocho meses después del evento, varios medios locales -entre ellos La Repubblica TV- se encontraron con un video de Suárez en pleno fraude.