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Ronaldo Executes Reverse Elastico Fatality On Mayoral, Teammates Lose Their Minds

If this doesn’t make you want to drop everything and hop into a rondo immediately, you have no soul. Football is joy — just look at the reactions from Luka Modric and Marcelo to Cristiano Ronaldo’s reverse elastico on poor Borja Mayoral. The 20-year-old Real Madrid academy graduate doesn’t deserve this kind of brutality, but it’s definitely appreciated by all.

The game just keeps on giving, and players like Ronaldo — now fast approaching his 33rd birthday — show you that the simple joys never get old.

Kaká Wears Emotions On His Sleeve In Final Match With Orlando City

Kaká played his final match in Major League Soccer on an emotional Sunday. The legendary Brazilian was once the best footballer in the world and we may never see another player like him. The former AC Milan and Real Madrid star may never play another competitive fixture.

This Club Lined Up With 10 Messis To Celebrate Leo's World Cup Qualification Heroics

Lionel Messi scored a hat trick against Ecuador to secure Argentina's place at the 2018 World Cup in Russia last Tuesday. Folks in Argentina are understandibly excited about that. One Argentine club, Sacachispas, was so excited they went out and did this:

Watch Mario Balotelli Riding A Tiny Motorcycle During The International Break

Mario Balotelli was not called up for Italy's World Cup qualifiers this international break, so the Nice forward had some time on his hands. He used that time to race motorcycles.

We think this is a very good use of his time. Motorcycles are fun! Mario Balotelli is also fun, so this is a perfect combination. We would like to see this sort of thing more often, honestly.

We are also very proud of Balotelli for evidently winning the race. 

Wenger Watch: Oh Geez, Oh No

Set the "days without a calamitous loss to a lesser side" counter back to zero.

And while you're at it, set the Wenger-O-Meter to Wenger OUT.

Wenger Watch

Watford. Tom Cleverley. It was so poetic and at the same time extremely dumb. In other words, Arsenal.

Cristiano Ronaldo Saves Self From Certain Embarrassment With Late Winner

Cristiano Ronaldo's woes continued Saturday as CR7 had one of the worst misses of his career against Getafe with the match still tied 1-1.

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