Goals

The Range On This Screamer Is Enough To Make The “Can You Hear Me Now?” Guy Blush

You know Paul Marcarelli. He’s the guy that used to work for Verizon Wireless. He’d go out into the woods and viewers at home would wishfully think that they were on the verge of seeing him devoured by a pack of scavenging wolves. Instead, he’d pull out his flip phone and go, “Can you hear me now? Gooood.” 

He then switched to Sprint, a clever marketing mimicry that we were all supposed to follow, but who really gives a sh*t. Paul Marcarelli works for Zulte-Waregem’s Brian Hamalainen now. 

U-16 Side Unleashes The Power Of The Somersault In Hilarious Free Kick Routine

Si somos perfectamente honestos aquí, todo esto realmente se reduce a la calidad de la asistencia en el paso final del juego. El dink recortado por primera vez golpea al corredor con calma y conduce a la meta, pero no debemos restar importancia a cómo el corredor logró entrar sin marca en el área en primer lugar. Eso se logró mediante un salto mortal.

PSG Break Group Stage Scoring Record In 7-1 Thrashing Of Celtic

Celtic has a lot to be proud of, most notably a 64-match domestic unbeaten streak that’s left the rest of Scotland with absolutely nothing to do. But in Champions League play, the Bhoys have gotten a little taste of their own medicine. While the Scottish Premiership bows down to the might of Celtic, Ligue 1 and the Bundesliga must similarly contend with Hoops’ UCL group stage opponents Paris Saint-Germain and Bayern Munich. 

This Awesome Scissor-Kick Goal From Griezmann Is Tastier Than Your Momma’s Thanksgiving Dinner

Thanksgiving (if you’re in the United States) is here and while most Americans equate that with home-cooked meals, France’s Antoine Griezmann has something a little tastier for you this holiday. With Atletico Madrid needing a win to keep its Champions League hopes alive, this Griezmann goal vs Roma was more sumptuous than a well-cooked turkey and sweeter than your favorite pie fresh out of the oven. 

Griezmann struck a glorious scissor-kick goal in the 69th minute, sparking the home side to a 2-0 victory on Wednesday at the Wanda. 

Chelsea's Second Goal Against Qarabag Was A Thing Of Beauty

Chelsea have disappointed this season so far, but against Qarabag Wednesday they had a moment when it all clocked, when everything moved together like parts of a Swiss watch.

Sam Kerr Confirms That Regardless Of What FIFA Thinks, She’s The Best On The Planet

Sam Kerr’s 2017 was already the stuff of legend, but that legend just grew following a brace against China on Wednesday. Kerr has now scored in five straight games for Australia, equaling a Matildas record set by Sarah Walsh.

Roberto Firmino Is The Most Disrespectful Player In The Game

Roberto Firmino will pull your pants down, pull them back up and then pull them back down again and laugh at you.

Mauro Icardi’s Movement Is Next Level Now And Messi Must Be Loving It

Inter Milan can return to the top of the Serie A table on Saturday with a victory over Cagliari, an achievement heading into December that even the most impassioned of Nerazzurri supporters couldn’t have predicted. The hiring of Luciano Spalletti has been a masterstroke, and an absence of European competition has allowed the side to flourish domestically with largely unchanged personnel in a 4-2-3-1 formation.

Look On This Goal, Ye Mighty, And Despair

Absolutely sensational touch on a goalkeeper’s lump forward, thigh control, falling side volley, crossbar, down, in. Non-league’s Alvechurch defeated Sheffield FC on Saturday thanks to this Puskas-worthy strike from Daniel Dubidat.

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