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Brenden Aaronson gets sent off for time wasting… in the 21st minute

Brenden Aaronson was given a red card in bizarre fashion on Saturday during Union Berlin’s 4-1 victory vs. Darmstadt.

In his second Bundesliga start with Union Berlin he had a nightmare of a day. It started off rough as he received a yellow card in the first five minutes for a high boot.

This card was debatable for being so early in the game but not too controversial.

Aaronson’s second yellow card was truly strange as the referee sent him off in the 21st minute for kicking the ball away after play was stopped.

Málaga fans pretend random guy at airport is their new star signing after no summer transfers

Spanish club Málaga went off the deep end a while ago. In 2013 the club was playing in the quarterfinals of the UEFA Champions League. Last season they were relegated from the second division of Spain.

You can’t blame the fans for not having much optimism when the is club dying out, hemorrhaging money and set to play in the third tier for the first time since 1998.

Just when you think things can’t get any worse they do in this hilariously awful goal

One of the worst goals I’ve ever seen in a professional league was scored on Saturday in the Ukrainian Premier League. A comedy of errors led to what can only be described as a cataclysmic defensive failure.

The game was between Vorskla and Veres Rivne and in the 20th minute Vorskla led 2-0. They must have felt bad for their opponents or something because it’s hard to describe what went wrong on their goal kick.

Sit back, relax and watch this train wreck sequence of soccer.

Spain put five goals past Switzerland and score one on themselves from midfield

AUCKLAND — Five days after Spain's shock loss to Japan, a bold squad reshuffle by coach Jorge Vilda paid off for the Spanish team on Saturday as they thrashed Switzerland 5-1 in their last-16 Women's World Cup clash.

The victory launched La Roja into the quarterfinals for the first time in their history.

"(The 4-0 loss to Japan) really hurt and the healing of that pain will continue," Vilda told a press conference.

The best and worst transfers of the summer window so far

We're roughly halfway through the 2023 summer transfer window with Europe's top five leagues all having to conclude their business by 11 p.m. GMT on Friday, September 1. Declan Rice has already become the most expensive English player ever after his $130 million switch from West Ham to Arsenal, and Jude Bellingham's $115 million transfer from Borussia Dortmund to Real Madrid is the window's other piece of gargantuan business.

Stormy weather doesn't dampen mood at Messi's presentation but Gregg Berhalter does

A massive crowd at DRV PNK Stadium in Fort Lauderdale welcomed Lionel Messi and Sergio Busquets to Inter Miami on Sunday night with bumping music, an impressive light display, pyrotechnics and a collection of hype videos setting the tone.

Este facepalm del Tuca Ferretti es la reacción perfecta ante un nuevo osote de Seba Jurado

¡Ufff! Seba Jurado.

Muchos le vieron un potencial ilimitado en el arco, pero de un tiempo a esta parte, su vida pareciera ser un eterno blooper. Sí, de vez en cuando mete una mano espectacular que le salva los papeles al Cruz Azul, sin embago, su nombre pasa más regularmente pegado a la palabra "osote".

Prueba de ello es lo que pasó la noche de este sábado ante Toluca y que dejó una imagen inolvidable del técnico Ricardo Ferretti.

No VAR needed: Player sent off after dropping his pants and urinating on the field

When you have to pee, you have to pee. That's probably what Argentino de Merlo midfielder Leonel Ovejero was thinking when struck by the natural urge, so he decided to drop his pants and proceeded to urinate on the field where the game between his team and Sacachispas was being played.

Little did he know the act would cost him a straight red card.

¿Osote del año? El increíble gol que se perdió Julio Furch ante Cruz Azul

Atlas venció a Cruz Azul por 2-0 en la J1 del Apertura 2023, en un duelo que muchos recordarán como la despedida de Julián Quiñones del club rojinegro. Sin embargo, el partido también dejó otro evento que será difícil de olvidar: un osote de Julio Furch que pinta para mamarracho del año.

Osote de Julio Furch vs Cruz Azul

Sobre la media hora de juego, Atlas tejió una jugada por la derecha que hizo a toda la afición en el Jalisco levantarse de sus asientos. Hacia el final, Eduardo Aguirre metió un centro raso que parecía destinado a los abrazos.

Toronto FC part ways with head coach Bob Bradley

Toronto FC parted ways with head coach and sporting director Bob Bradley on Monday after a 3W-7L-10D start to the 2023 MLS season.

Toronto also relieved assistant coach and technical director Mike Sorber of his duties and named Terry Dunfield as the interim head coach.

The Reds are in 14th place in the 15-team Eastern Conference through 20 matches. Only Inter Miami (17) and the New York Red Bulls (17) have scored fewer goals in the East than Toronto (18).

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