There’s been a question on the minds of Americans for almost a week now, a question that has given rise to a national debate: if former NFL Pro Bowl running back Arian Foster engaged in single combat with a wolf, which warrior would emerge victorious?
Have you ever been told you look familiar? Have you ever been mistaken for someone else? Join the club, because it happens to the best of us. It’s common for people to look like a famous celebrity or someone’s long-lost cousin. But have you ever been told you look like an animal? It’s not something you hear often, but it's also not the most ridiculous comparison since we are animals after all! Take a look at 15 footballers that channel something other than human.
Most high-profile footballers live decadent lives, mostly playing a child's game in front of thousands of fawning fans and lounging on boats in exotic locations. Crystal Palace central defender Mamadou Sakho (on loan from Liverpool) takes that to a whole new level.
With Crystal Palace not in action this weekend, Sakho used his break time to go to the United Arab Emirates and do some cool stuff. Here he is holding a lion:
I firmly believe Liga MX is the most entertaining soccer league in the world, and a recent match between Chiapas and Pachuca proved why that's true.
Never mind the score, or even the soccer, because this game featured both a dog and a cat coming on to the field.
The dog looks way more excited to be there than the cat, which figures.
Liga MX: it's FAAAANNNNNTASTIC.
WeRateDogs is my favorite thing on the internet, notwithstanding the Internet thing that pays me money. WeRateDogs made a video called "The Dogs of 2016" and it was full of good dogs.
Because my boss isn't here, I took the video and thought of a soccer thing for each dog. Follow along!
0:01: James Rodriguez
0:03: Arsenal in the Champions League
0:06: Liverpool’s defense
0:11: Andrea Pirlo
0:23: N’Golo Kante
0:27: Nicklas Bendtner
0:33: Wayne Rooney
0:44: Xabi Alonso
Watch this video of a very guilty dog and meet me on the other side.
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— Ali (@AliWyland) August 26, 2016
This dog is going to be the next manager of Crystal Palace. Book that sh*t. Just imagine the press conferences: