Bitter Englishman: Premier League Season Preview
90 days. That’s how long you had to rest and recover between the finish of the last Premier League season and the start of the new one.
The football obviously never ends, but at least the World Cup gave us a much-needed break from Manchester City rolling everyone and Arsenal giving us a very real glimpse into the experience of eternal damnation.
On August 10, we do it all again!
The good news is that Arsene Wenger, Sam Allardyce, and David Moyes have all been kicked to the curb already, the tragic news is that Jose Mourinho has already added two expensive, defensive-minded players to his squad.
Nine months of Manchester United suffocating the life out of the division in an attempt to catch the greatest attacking side in the history of the league, that’s the thrilling race we’ve got to look forward to.
We’re counting on Liverpool and Tottenham to shake things up this season, but that's like counting on a discarded Doritos bag as a means of contraception.