Here are 10 things Fantasy Premier League owners have experienced this season.
#1: You’ve held on to one forward for way too long, believing you personally have the power to will them out of their slump.
#2: “Knock — 75% chance of playing? WHAT THE FUCK DOES THAT MEAN?!”
#3: You tried to add a fourth Manchester City player.
#4: That manager that used their Triple Captain against YOU is a snake.
#5: A matchup with the last-place team is a game against players now based in La Liga and Serie A.
#6: When you see an attacker is coming up against Jose Mourinho’s Manchester United, a part of you dies.
#7: You act like you were the springboard for the careers of Watford pair Abdoulaye Doucoure and Richarlison.
#8: You’re holding on to that Bench Boost like its named Jack Dawson.
#9: You’ve given more thought to using the 3-4-3 formation than Antonio Conte.
#10: Triple Captain —> 2 points X 3 = 6. I quit.