A six-word summary of Zlatan Ibrahimovic's Manchester United career so far: one game, one goal, one trophy.
Before we talk about Zlatan, though, we have to talk about Jesse Lingard, because goodness, this goal.
Mama there goes that man.
We also need to talk about Marouane Fellaini, who undid everything with a sweet through ball to Jamie Vardy.
Yikes. Is David Moyes the only person in the world who thinks Marouane Fellaini is good? We can't think of another.
In the end, it was the man brought in to save the day who saved the day. Zlatan did some Zlatan stuff and Manchester United went home Community Shield champions.
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