Liverpool are red,
Porto are blue
The Reds won 5-0
And are (almost) certainly through
Roses are red
Away goals are cool
That was a bit of a shitshow
Porto's goalkeeper is not very good
Roses are red
Violets are blue
Mo Salah did a seal dribble
And then made it two
Roses are red
Poems are tough
For Porto it looks like
It's about to get rough
Roses are red
Diamonds are fine
The counterattack is deadly
Guess what it's spinny-kick time
Roses are red
Hat tricks are fun
I only say that because
Sadio Mane got one