There is not much we can say about this goal that isn't going to sound like we plagiarized it from True Detective, so you're just going to have to watch it.
Sturgill Simpson could write an entire album about this goal.
This goal, by the way, was scored by New York Red Bulls II in the USL Cup final. It didn't have much of an impact on the game (Red Bulls II beat the Swope Park Rangers 5-1), but wow, what a goal to score in a final.
Welcome to the USL, where time is a flat circle and free will is an illusion.
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