Paulinho. Really. I am not making this up.
The Guangzhou Evergrande man scored three times to see Brazil over Uruguay, 4-1.
I mean, Paulinho, damn. That is not who I would have picked beforehand to be the hero of this game.
I am burying the lede here a bit, though, because Neymar's chip to make it 3-1 was just stupid.
Wow.