We can honestly say we have never, ever in our lives seen something like this before. In a dark alley at 2 am in the morning, sure, but on the bench of a top flight soccer match? On live TV? No, never.
That was Sevilla defender Fernando Navarro using his wits to figure out a way to take a piss without missing a beat of on-field action. His buddy was even kind enough to help out. Such actions are supposed to be taken on the side of the highway, not in the middle of a La Liga match.
Our minds are filled with questions. Has he done this before? Why couldn’t he just leave the bench and use the bathroom? What on earth was that other guy drinking?
We need to know. We need to know it all.