Kolo Toure Is Using And Abusing Dudes In Champions League Qualifying

Celtic beat Hapoel Be'er Shiva 5-2 in Champions League qualification. One particular Celtic player couldn't be stopped: Kolo Toure.
August 17, 2016

Celtic played Hapoel Be'er Shiva Wednesday in Champions League qualifying, a game that we figured Celtic would win easily. They did, 5-2, setting up what should be a leisurely return leg. Our main takeaway from the game: boy, Hapoel were not ready for Kolo Toure.

YOU CAN"T STOP KOLO TOURE YOU CAN ONLY HOPE TO CONTAIN HIM.

Kolo Toure is about 100 years old and very slow. He should not be able to do those things to professionals. And yet, here we are.

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