Oh sweet baby Jesus, won’t you please just make this 2017 USMNT horror show stop? Can’t we just be done with it until, say, 2019 or 2020?
At halftime in Portugal vs. U.S., it’s been a tale of two decidedly different things, although both have to do with players that pundits around the nation plugged into their “GUARANTEED 2022 World Cup Starting XI” article.
First, we had debutant Weston McKennie scoring a fine goal after being on this planet for only 19 years. Next, we had 22-year-old Club Brugge goalkeeper Ethan Horvath doing this, whatever this is.
Do we have to play the second half? Is there something in the rules that says you always have to play the second half? Because 2017 should just be over at this point.