Two Arsenal fans just got in possibly the greatest Twitter fight of all time, about the age of Porto (at the time, he jumped to AC Milan literally during the writing of this article) striker Jackson Martinez, and really the nature of ages in general. Jackson Martines is 28. Or is he?
That was great, right? He's still 28, BTW. This reminds me of the greatest internet argument ever, in this bodybuilding forum, in which two juiceheads argue about how many days are in a week. It's worth your time, I promise.
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