Quarantine Fits: The Best Vintage Soccer Jerseys To Do Nothing In

18 jerseys that are guaranteed to impress your cat.
May 5, 2020

WARNING: Classic Football Shirts is really fun to browse but you will go broke. 

Before Puma decided that when it came to Per Mertesacker’s body, nothing should be left to the imagination, jerseys were essentially built for quarantine. Forsaking the modern urban fit for that of a parachute, these were shirts that you could grow into for years and years and years — perfect for the figure you’ve achieved over the last two months.  

These retro kits effectively combine the comfort and security of sweats with the stylish drip of garments that let people know, yes, you do still care and are trying your best, although your best is decidedly less these days. 

The18 Best Vintage Soccer Jerseys To Do Nothing In Except Look Great

#1. 1990-92 Ireland Away Shirt 

#2. 1994-95 Roma Home Shirt

#3. 2005 USMNT Away Shirt — SPECTOR #8  

#4. 1996-98 River Plate Home Shirt

#5. 1994-95 Athletic Bilbao Home Shirt

#6. 1992-95 Uruguay Home Shirt

#7. 2002-04 Portugal Home L/S Shirt — FIGO #7

#8. 1993 J.League West Kodak All Star

#9. 2011-13 Zanzibar Home Shirt

#10. 1998-00 Jamaica Away Shirt

#11. 1992-93 Fiorentina Home Shirt

#12. 2001-03 West Ham Away Shirt

#13. 1989-91 Soviet Union Home Shirt

#14. 1994-97 Brazil Home Shirt — RONALDINHO #18

#15. 1996-98 Spain Home Shirt

#16. 1984-86 Forfar Athletic Away Shirt

#17. 1996-97 Espanyol Home Shirt

#18. 1979-80 Vancouver Whitecaps Home Shirt