James Milner had a penalty saved on Sunday. It was his first failure to convert since 2009. Before he took it, Southampton goalkeeper Fraser Forster stepped up to the spot and whispered sweet nothings into Milner's ear. Did it affect Milner? After the match, Milner said he's been around long enough for that sort of thing not to bother him.
Oh come on Jimmy no one believes that.
What did Forster say that so unnerved the unflappable Milner? We have some speculations:
"James are you sure you didn't leave the kettle on this morning?"
"James it's you. It's always been you."
"I think Phantom Menace was the best Star Wars movie."
"It's pronounced 'jif'."
"My father owns six McDonald's franchises. He could make your life a nightmare."
"Greetings. And welcome. I want to play a game."
"Bruce Willis was dead the whole time."
"808s & Heartbreak is the best Kanye album."
"Liverpool's top four hopes are resting on this penalty, James."
"Arsene Wenger will still be the coach of Arsenal next season."
"Sam Allardyce drinks wine out of a pint glass."
Yeah, it was probably one of those.