The end of the transfer window is a stressful time for everyone. Will business get done? Will business not get done? Will my club's glaring weaknesses be addressed? Who will sign the next hot young thing? When is it OK to start celebrating a signing? Which news outlets can I trust and not trust? It's all very maddening and it makes me want to throw up.
Thats why I've decided to ignore the transfer deadline, if only for just a few wondrous moments, and just watch dog videos. You should too! Here are some to get started:
This video is for you, Monaco fans, who have lost Benjamin Mendy, Tiemoue Bakayoko, Bernardo Silva and Valere Germain from last season's Ligue 1 winners with clubs still sniffing around Thomas Lemar, Kylian Mbappe and Fabinho.
THIS DOGS FACE MAKES ME SO HAPPY pic.twitter.com/kcei4aV7MD
— Because I'm a Guy (@CauseWereGuys) August 30, 2017
For you, Tottenham fans, who it looks like will be hoping Serge Aurier's having been run out of Paris on a rail is just a result of the folley of youth, and not an indication that he is an irredeemable headcase.
This is Misha. She waves goodbye to her owner everyday before he leaves. 14/10 would hurry back (vid by Dimitri Haddad) pic.twitter.com/7JqAKuYhgh
— WeRateDogs™ (author) (@dog_rates) August 30, 2017
For you, Liverpool fans, who have some very good midfielders on the way but are still stuck with Dejan Lovren at center back.
Not football, just a dog skateboarding through people's legs for 13 seconds... pic.twitter.com/NUac7UCw1U
— FurnyFootball (@FurnyFootball) August 30, 2017
For you, Barcelona fans, to briefly forget just how many eggs y'all just put into a 20-year-old basket.
This dog is blind and deaf, but she can still smell when her mom comes home pic.twitter.com/h9mM29GBkh
— Life on Earth (@planetepics) August 30, 2017
And for you, Arsenal fans, as a respite from Arsene Wenger still being manager, Alexis Sanchez not looking happy and Alex-Oxlade Chamberlain gone and not to be replaced. And Thomas Lemar probably not going to North London. Yikes.
He tried his best! pic.twitter.com/tar1UQ9UTs
— Adorable Dog (@Lifewithcutedog) August 30, 2017
And with that, get back out there and consume some transfer news and rumors online. Try not to throw up.