Peter Crouch, who famously responded "a virgin" when asked what he would be if he wasn't a footballer, is at it again. The 6'7" Stoke City striker remains one of the funniest fellows in football, and one of the most likeable. A little self-deprecating humor goes a long way.
Crouch has also been videotaped dancing like an extremely white person in Ibiza and has celebrated goals by doing "the robot". He's morphing into a serious contender for The18's 2017 Player of the Year, but that's a long way off.
Keep up the jokes, Peter Crouch.