Patrice Evra Is Spending Time Away From Football And Pulling A Jeep

Patrice Evra has a lot of downtime now that he's not playing soccer professionally for anyone. Evra was released by Marseille after assaulting a fan prior to a Europa League contest. He was also handed a ban from European continental competitions.

So what's Evra to do with all his free time? The answer is obvious: harness himself to a Jeep in what appears to be Dubai and pull it. PULL IT.

I just feel blessed happy #monday don’t be lazy  why you have to worry when you got the support and the strength from soo many human beings thank you soo much Keep smiling only positive energy on Patrice Instagram I love this game hahahaahah special thanks @coachmeddydubai and Spielberg aka @nicolasanelka_official #ilovethisgame #positivevibes #love @beapandaofficial #motivation #future #car

A post shared by Patrice Evra (@patrice.evra) on Nov 13, 2017 at 2:34am PST

Maybe Evra is actually tethered to the Jeep, so he can't run off all of a sudden and try to kick people in their faces. He can still get where he's going, just much, much slower. This arrangement is probably safer for everybody.