18 Bold Premier League Predictions:
The Premier League mercifully came back this Saturday. Players ran around and played in games that actually mattered and it was glorious. You know what else will be glorious? When all 18 of our bold Premier League predictions come true.
1
Jamie Carragher’s voice will hit a note that can only be heard by dogs.
2
Jurgen Klopp will accidentally injure one of his players while celebrating a goal.
3
Riyad Mahrez will make people wonder why a big club didn’t buy him during the transfer window.
4
Vincent Company will look really good until he gets injured.
5
N’Golo Kante will take Nemanja Matic’s starting spot at Chelsea, but Matic will still manage to get sent off in an important game.
6
Best transfer: all the new Leicester fans to whichever team wins the title this year.
7
Pogba and Zlatan will combine for at least 25 Vines.
8
Harry Kane will continue to look suspiciously like Prince William.
9
Kevin de Bruyne will continue to look suspiciously like Prince Harry.
10
Jordan Henderson and James Milner will run a lot.
11
Pep guardiola will turn John Stones into a slightly better good-on-the-ball-but-bad-at-defending center back than he was previously.
12
Zlatan will fight Diego Costa. This isn’t actually a prediction so much as a wish.
13
A young English player will play reasonably well and the media will hype him up to terrifying levels.
14
It’s going to be Jordon Ibe, isn’t it.
15
Joe Hart will get hurt and miss half the season and still somehow win the Golden Gloves.
16
Golden Boot winner: Zlatan.
17
Silver boot winner: Zlatan’s other boot.
18
League winners: you, the fans.
