Surely you have already heard about Jozy Altidore and Sacha Kljestan's, uh, "incident" Sunday in the MLS Cup playoffs, in which both players were sent off at halftime for fighting in the tunnel, but DID YOU SEE THE TWEET?
After the pair were unceremoniously removed from the match, Jozy decided he had not had enough and tweeted one of the most fantastic tweets I have seen in my time in the Twittersphere. He immediately deleted it, but not before it sent soccer Twitter into a frenzy.
Unfortunately for Jozy, this is the Internet, and you cannot hide anything on the Internet once it's out there. Screenshotting is a thing.
Frame this and give it its own exhibit in the banter hall of fame.
Here's an explainer of what exactly happened (what exactly happened is nobody has any idea what happened):
Our man @empiregass had a front-row seat for the Jozy Altidore v Sacha Kljestan #TFCLive v #RBNY halftime scrap. Full report here! pic.twitter.com/nG9soOoS6p
— Matthew Doyle (@MattDoyle76) November 6, 2017
All we know for the moment is now there's beef, and beef is when I see you, guaranteed to be in ICU.