It's soccer jersey weather (there's no better option at an outdoor concert), and clubs across Europe are cashing in by releasing their new threads for the 2023-24 campaign.
Below we've recommended five jerseys for special commendation in the field of aesthetic beauty while we've classified five more as ew don't think so.
Best and worst kits for 2023-24 European club season
Winners
#1. Manchester City home
Carolina blue always looks nice and the white V-neck collar with pinstripes is class.
#2. Atlético Madrid away
The kit celebrates the club's 120th anniversary and pays homage to Atléti's first-ever shirt (a half-and-half design of royal blue and white) and crest.
#3. AS Roma home
The Lupetto (little wolf) shines bright along with a "DAJE ROMA DAJE" message on the nape.
#4. Levante third
I mean, look at it. Who wouldn't want this?
#5. Bayern Munich third (Oktoberfest)
High art. It reminds me of strolling through the state fair's horticulture building before getting a craft beer.
Losers
#1. Juventus home
Adidas really nailed the furry zebra effect here, so you'll look just like a fuzzy zebra.
#2. Newcastle United third
What's become the annual Saudi Arabia shirt for the Toon.
#3. Arsenal away
Toxic sludge. If you stand in it, it will drain your health meter.
#4. Borussia Dortmund home
Dortmund did a fan vote to reach this conclusion, proving that sometimes democracy fails.
#5. Real Madrid away
I'm starting a rumor that the noodle design pays homage to when Cristiano Ronaldo used to go Noodle Hair Mode during the Champions League knockout rounds.
