Barcelona are constantly linked with big-name attackers and we are frankly sick of it. Whether Antoine Griezmann, to pull a name out of thin air, is going to join Barcelona will not be decided until the summer so why are we even talking about it right now? Because the bloodthirsty masses love their transfer rumors, and we must placate them with tasty transfer morsels lest they turn on us and devour us all.
So, we don't know who is going to join Barcelona this summer, but we do know who definitely isn't:
Gyasi Zardes
Kazuyoshi “King Kazu” Miura
Sergio Ramos
Gerard Deulofeu (recall)
Chris Wondolowski
Zlatan Ibrahimovic
Ciaran Clark
Dani Alves
Samir Nasri
Renato Sanches
Peter Crouch
Fred
Kevin Lasagna
Joselu
Joey Altidore
Fernando Torres
Tim Cahill
Mario Balotelli
Landon Donovan
Wayne Rooney
And many more.