Surely you can find some kind of profound meaning in this video of a group of British lads encountering Manchester United attacker Jesse Lingard and completely losing their shit. You could probably ruminate on the nature of fandom, how we should all try to see things through the eyes of a child sometimes, to lend perspective.
Little kids are the best because of their lack of filter. This is clearly the best thing ever to happen to them (until the next best thing ever), and they're not afraid to express it. We should all be so lucky.
Lingard meeting and playing football with local fans. Class. #mufc pic.twitter.com/F5qPlvfAtG
— United Xtra (@utdxtra) July 4, 2017
In 10 years, when those kids are piss-drunk and swearing and throwing things at Lingard from the stands because he missed a shot, we'll look back on this video and remember happier times.