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Xabi Alonso Starts To Disappear On The Pitch. Literally.

We learned the reason Xabi Alonso's passing vision is so good: it's because he's a ghost.

We always suspected something was up with Xabi Alonso. His passing was too good; his vision is too good for a normal human.

And now we see that we were correct in our assumptions, with this Vine as proof: Xabi Alonso is a ghost. Clearly, Xabi starts to disappear here, proving that he is a ghost and can communicate with the supernatural world. His pinpoint lobs are so precise because other ghosts are carrying them to their destinations. The truth has come out.

Unrelated: Messi is also a ghost. He gets out of so many tricky situations because he can literally drift through defenders.

Contact The18 Staff Writer Sam Klomhaus at Klomhaus@The18.com or follow him on Twitter @SamKlomhaus

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