Xabi Alonso Starts To Disappear On The Pitch. Literally.
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We always suspected something was up with Xabi Alonso. His passing was too good; his vision is too good for a normal human.
And now we see that we were correct in our assumptions, with this Vine as proof: Xabi Alonso is a ghost. Clearly, Xabi starts to disappear here, proving that he is a ghost and can communicate with the supernatural world. His pinpoint lobs are so precise because other ghosts are carrying them to their destinations. The truth has come out.
Unrelated: Messi is also a ghost. He gets out of so many tricky situations because he can literally drift through defenders.
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