Lazio Player Scores Clumsiest Own-Goal Of All-Time

Poor Danilo Cataldi. All the Lazio midfielder had to do was boot the ball as far as he could out of harm's way, and everything would have been OK. Instead, he did a very good impression of what we would look like if we ever saw time in a professional soccer game. But that is why we sit at our computer typing instead of playing. And with a few more efforts like, this Danilo Cataldi may be joining us. 

Did we mention that was the winning, er, losing goal? Some people just can't catch a break. Someone get Danilo Cataldi some hot cocoa and a blanket and tell him everything is going to be OK. He needs it.

@SamKlomhaus