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Christian Pulisic Scores Late Equalizer For Dortmund Because AMERICA

On Saturday American Christian Pulisic entered Borussia Dortmund's match against Ingolstadt as a sub and

OOOOOHHHHHH SAY CAN YOU SEE

And, um, he scored! He scored a goal! The equalizer in fact!

BY THE DAWN"S EARLY LIGHT

Down 3-2 in extra time, Pulisic pounced on a rebound like Landon Donovan in the 2010 World Cup, not that we are suggesting anything.

WHAT SO PROUDLY WE HAILED

Pulisic also assisted Adrian Ramos's goal to make it 3-2.

AT THE TWILIGHT'S LAST GLEAMING

Lionel Messi Reads Tweets About Himself And It’s Adorable

Lionel Messi and his Barcelona teammates, including Gerard Pique and Ivan Rakitic, took a moment to read tweets about themselves in an ad campaign for the new 2017 Audi Q2. Fortunately for the Barca players, this was nothing like Jimmy Kimmel’s “Celebrities Read Mean Tweets” segment.

The players read tweets containing strange tags that ultimately praised them as footballers and individuals. The highlight of the two-minute video is watching Messi awkwardly praise himself.

With One Flick He Destroyed His Marker And Unlocked The Entire Defense

Michael Ohana is a 21-year-old forward who’s played in the Israeli Premier League since he was a teenager. He’s gone on trial with Liverpool and recently transferred from F.C. Ashdod to Hapoel Be’er Sheva, one of the bigger clubs in Israel.

He’s an incredibly promising talent who’s represented the Israeli national team up to the U-21 level. Over the weekend, Hapoel defeated Maccabi Petach-Tikva 5-0, and Ohana scored a worldy. 

Peak Arsenal Continue To Roll After Alexis Sanchez Wonder Goal

Ludogorets Razgrad travelled to London to face Arsenal at the Emirates Stadium, and no one believed the side from Bulgaria would emerge with a result. Even English pubs forsook trying to entice patrons as there was simply nothing to see here.

A League One Match Was Delayed Because Fans Kept Throwing Plastic Pigs On The Field

We were more excited by the following Tweet than we have been for anything in a long time.

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