Chelsea have disappointed this season so far, but against Qarabag Wednesday they had a moment when it all clocked, when everything moved together like parts of a Swiss watch.
This was just a beautiful team move from Chelsea. https://t.co/qDIGNpqxv5
— FOX Soccer (@FOXSoccer) November 22, 2017
Sam Kerr’s 2017 was already the stuff of legend, but that legend just grew following a brace against China on Wednesday. Kerr has now scored in five straight games for Australia, equaling a Matildas record set by Sarah Walsh.
Roberto Firmino will pull your pants down, pull them back up and then pull them back down again and laugh at you.
Roberto #Firmino just scored a no-look goal for Liverpool vs Sevilla. He has just unlocked a new level of disrespect pic.twitter.com/C3sqPNCoBw
— Phil Coutinho (@LfcNo10) November 21, 2017
Napoli absolutely had to beat Shakhtar Donetsk to have any chance to advance in the Champions League and thanks to a perfect Lorenzo Insigne goal the Italian side is still alive. Insigne’s long-range hit sparked a 3-0 victory for the home side on Tuesday.
After a scoreless first half, Insigne gave Napoli hope when he cut in from the left wing and launched a curling effort from 25 yards out, finding the upper 90 in supreme fashion.
Some fine finishing from Luka Modric perfectly illustrated to APOEL how not to clear a ball when defending. The Croatian scored the first goal in the Real Madrid vs. APOEL Champions League match off a silly failed clearance on Tuesday in Cyprus. Los Blancos won the match 6-0.
When you’re in your own box, you do not mess around. Your first task is to keep the ball away from the other team and get the ball away from your goal. You clear it toward the sidelines and not in the middle of the pitch. If in doubt, kick it out.
Real Madrid’s 46-goal victory over APOEL dumped Borussia Dortmund from the Champions League on Tuesday regardless of their result against Tottenham, but a Christian Pulisic-less BVB still succumbed to a 2-1 defeat to Spurs at the Westfalenstadion.
And it all started so well for the home side. Pierre-Emerick Aubameyang gave Dortmund the lead in the 31st minute after Andriy Yarmolenko provided a filthy assist for the Gabonese striker.
German Lux has excellent hands, and you can see them on dispay here. The River Plate goalkeeper's excellent catch against Independiente probably saved a goal and also got Lux sent off. Independiente won 1-0, but I think we all know who the real winner is.
Also, we should talk about how amazing a name "German Lux" is. We should LUXuriate in it, if you will.
Here are some possible professions for someone named "German Lux":
Casino Owner
Cult Leader
Grifter
Cruise Ship Lounge Singer
Strip Club Bartender
Anthropology Professor
Hello folks, it’s a quick turnaround this week with only one day off between match days. Lets get to it. Here are players you could use your transfer on!
Pascall Groß
The seagulls host Crystal Palace and if we’ve learned anything – That is a recipe for points. Pick up the lad for a small fee of £5.9.
Manchester City Attacker