Videos

Barcelona Prove How Much They Need Coutinho By Obliterating Celta Vigo, 5-0

Philippe Coutinho was in the stands, but the only two players Barcelona needed against Celta Vigo Thursday were Lionel Messi and Jordi Alba. Meet me once Barcelona go up 3-0.

This Is The Most Ruthless Soccer Move We've Ever Seen

This move, which SB Nation's Zito Madu has dubbed the "Weeping Jesus," is just all of the sauce.

Mercy.

Fantasy Premier League Tips Week 23

We made it through the blitz of games over the past month folks. Now you have a fresh wildcard to use if you'd like or you can keep rolling with your squad. Oh the decisions. Here are some Lads you can pick up this week:

Ayoze Perez (Newcastle):

Newcastle host Swansea, the Premier League’s worst team, on Saturday. Ayoze Perez is Newcastle’s in-form attacker with three goals in his last two games. At only £5.2, he’s easily the biggest sleeper among FPL Gameweek 23 attackers.

Jesse Lingard (Manchester United):

Neymar Trying To Sell Product Like LaVar Ball With New Goal Celebration

Paris Saint-Germain paid Barcelona a bajillion dollars for Neymar. But how much is Nike paying for this Neymar celebration? 

Neymar clearly is a Nike man. This much was made clear when he celebrated a goal Wednesday by placing his boot on his head and dancing around for all to see. 

Lionel Messi Cuts Once, Twice, Thrice On Ivan Rakitic And Ruins His Day

Algunas veces pienso en Michael Owen. Es una especie de experimento mental sobre la unión de Owen al Manchester United en el 2009 a los 29 años en un contrato de 2 años y jugando muy poco. Mientras que la mayoría esperaba que encontrara un nuevo club en 2011 después de empezar en solo seis partidos de la Liga Premier en dos temporadas, él firmó una extensión de un año y esta fue su explicación:

Announcers Are Amusingly Slow To React To This Superb Goal

Announcers can bring a lot to a sporting event, providing insightful commentary or added excitement. They can also detract from a game, as anyone who has ever tried to watch a basketball game with Bill Walton as the color commentator can attest to. The announcers for the I-League match between Minerva Punjab and Mohun Bagan fall into the latter category for the magnificent goal late in the match by Kingsley Obumneme.

Watch This Coach Try To Lean On A Fence, Fail, But Stick The Landing

Marius Sumudica is a Romanian football manager, currently with Turkish club Kayserispor. Recently, he tried to lean against a fence. It did not go well, but then it went REALLY well, because Marius Sumudica is a master of improv the likes of which hasn't been seen since the first version of Whose Line Is It Anyway? went off the air.

Pages