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Jessica Silva Is The Scariest Player In The Dang Universe

If you ever find yourself, as a defender, in a situation in which Jessica Silva has the ball somewhere in the vicinity of the corner flag and you are standing between her and the goal, just give up. Accept that she is going to humiliate you and get on with your life. Move into a cabin in the woods and meditate. Live off the land. Develop a hobby like woodworking. No one can nutmeg you when you're woodworking.

Silva, though, will nutmeg you. She will nutmeg you to death. Here is proof, via Portugal's 2019 World Cup qualifier against Belgium:

This Ruben Neves Goal Is Way Better Than Anything In The Champions League Today

Ruben Neves does not belong in the second division. Not after scoring this. After this, one of the four teams left in the Champions League should scoop him up and let him play out the rest of the season with them.

What a hit, son.

Roma's Commentator Hilariously Screams His Head Off After Manolas Goal

Roma completed one of the biggest comebacks in Champions League history by overcoming a 4-1 deficit after the first leg in Barcelona. They advanced to the semifinals on away goals after winning the second leg 3-0. When Manolas headed in the game-winning goal everyone (except Barca fans) went crazy: the players, the coaches, the fans, but the best reaction came from Roma’s commentator. This man was screeching like a little kid who got Nintendo 64 for Christmas.

Mario Mandzukic Puts Juventus Two-Thirds Of The Way To A Miracle Against Real Madrid

Juventus arrived at the Santiago Bernabeu needing a miracle to overturn a three-goal deficit on the road at Real Madrid. By halftime on Wednesday, the Bianconeri were well on their way to a second straight Italian miracle thanks to two Mario Mandzukic goals against Real Madrid. 

On Tuesday, it was AS Roma rallying from three goals down to stun Barcelona. After losing 3-0 in Turin, Juventus was up against it against the two-time reigning champions. 

Watch The Terrifying Trailer For Jason Statham's New Movie "The Meg"

PLOT SUMMARY: 

An international superstar footballer (Lionel Messi), having nutmegged everyone and everything there was to nutmeg in his career, embarks on a quest to nutmeg a mermaid. He travels to the deepest parts of the ocean, places humanity hasn't even explored yet, because that is where mermaids live.

He befriends a team of scientists on a submarine in hopes they can get him close enough to a mermaid to nutmeg it.

Fantasy Premier League Tips Week 34 (Double Action)

Oh BABY! It's finally here! Gameweek 34! We got double dipping action for Leicester City, Chelsea, Tottenham, Burnley, Brighton, Manchester United, Southampton and Bournemouth players. Time to use that free hit, or wild card and load up on players from those teams, but remember, there is FA Cup action so some lads could be rested. 

3 Double Game Week Steals

Stephen Ward (Burnley):

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