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Juan Mata To Real Madrid? No . . . YES!
Here at The18, we typically steer clear of transfer rumor nonsense fueled by nothing more than the strange fancies of dubious websites because we’re not hacks. That’s why our award-winning staff is so often likened to German dachshunds with regards to the transfer market — we sniff out the nonsense and we piss on it.
These Little Kids Celebrating Like Cristiano Ronaldo Is Absolutely Adorable
Cristiano Reportedly Thinks He Can Catch Messi For La Pichichi
According to Marca, Cristiano Ronaldo has informed his teammates that he believes he can catch Lionel Messi in the race for La Pichichi — La Liga's golden boot award.
So, let's break it down. First, Messi, La Liga's current goal leader. Here are Messi's first 11 goals in this La Liga campaign.
Ronaldo Is Reportedly Mad At Isco For Not Celebrating His Assist With Enough Fervor
Cristiano Ronaldo's assist to Isco during Sunday's 3-0 win against Las Palmas was the product of a brilliant, surging run down the right wing.
¡GOOOOOL! @Cristiano hace de asistente, @isco_alarcon anota y el @realmadrid ya gana 3-0 pic.twitter.com/pktn7hg9pd
Marco Asensio Has Only Scored Bangers This Season
Marco Asensio Just Hit As Sweet A Strike As You’ll Ever See
Marco Asensio must be a fan of the new Marvel movie that came out in theaters this week because he channeled his inner Thor in Real Madrid’s match against Las Palmas on Sunday. Instead of a hammer, Asensio used his leg and ripped a thunderous volley from 25 yards out to score the middle goal in Los Blancos’ 3-0 victory.
Hablaliga: Who's To Blame At Real Madrid?
Commentator's Analogy For Dele Alli Goal Might Be The Weirdest/Best Ever
We don't think anyone will ever top this description of Dele Alli's goal against Real Madrid. Pundits around the globe need to take notes.
James Richardson’s description of Dele Alli’s goal was tremendous pic.twitter.com/bcq46F52eQ
— Loudmouth Melvin (@loudmouthmelvin) November 1, 2017