Off the Pitch

Harry Kane’s Face Is Now Imprinted On British Money

To our British readers or anyone who happens to be on vacation over yonder, you might want to check your wallets for some Harry Kane money.

Alas, "it" did not come home, but football fans in the UK have something to be excited about claiming as their own. Micro-engraver Graham Short has snuck the face of England’s captain/World Cup hero on to six £5 notes, each worth a whopping £50,000 ($65,676), in honor of him winning of the World Cup Golden Boot.

Your Sunday League Team Could Play Better Rondo Than Man U Right Now

Perhaps one of the most notable and compelling storylines of the summer in the football world has been the troubles bubbling on the red side of Manchester. The vibes in the Manchester United camp seem to be getting gloomier by the day thanks much in part to some particularly negative and nasty comments by manager Jose Mourinho.

Watch Patrice Evra Live His Best Life With A Water Pig

Patrice Evra may not have a club for the upcoming season, nor has he officially retired, but that hasn’t stopped the former Manchester United player from living his best life. This hilarious Patrice Evra pig video serves as proof.

History Behind The #MeTwo Movement Sparked By Mesut Özil

It’s not quite the #MeToo movement, nor is it a Pokémon. But the #MeTwo movement in part inspired by Mesut Özil is evolving into something quite powerful, something that’s been building for decades. 

Some Say He's God-Like On The Pitch, But What Is Lionel Messi's Religion?

It isn't uncommon for fans and speculators to feel as if they are exposed to some sort of religious experience while watching professional sports. In general, the average human being is incapable of doing pretty much anything professional athletes are able to execute in whatever their arena is. Where spectators commonly feel they are viewing religion, many of the great athletes believe they are experiencing it first hand.

John Cleese And His Big Furry Hat Demand France Give England Its World Cup Trophy

Maybe you’ve heard, but France won the 2018 World Cup. Les Bleus were pretty impressive in Russia, succeeding where Napoleon had failed 200 years earlier. But John Cleese and his big furry hat don’t want France to keep the World Cup trophy.

Two Monster Clubs Are Desperately Looking To Sign Guillermo Ochoa

Guillermo Ochoa transfer rumors are lightning up the market and Memo’s fans could not be more excited. But should they?

The Mexican international recently claimed the Silver Glove after his brilliant performances in the World Cup.

Moreover, he confirmed his status as one of the most underrated goalkeepers in European leagues.

Barcelona Steals Malcom One Day After AS Roma Announced His Signing

A Malcom Barcelona transfer has shocked the market.

A day after AS Roma announced it had signed Malcom on social media, Barcelona officially confirmed the Brazilian star as its brand new signing coming from Ligue 1’s Girondins de Bourdeaux on Tuesday.

Roma's tweet has since been taken down.

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Mo Salah Proves He’s Mortal With Awful Basketball Display

At this point, it’s hard to imagine Mo Salah being picked last for anything. He’s already a Liverpool hero having scored 43 goals in all competitions in his first season at Anfield. And, well, Egypt is so obsessed with him after he led the Pharoahs to their first World Cup in 28 years that schools have been renamed after him. If you want to win, if you need a clutch performance, Salah is probably your first choice.

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