Liverpool

“I used to try to look at the ball and when I’m looking at that ball, I’m trying to see who is moving where and how to make sure I can plan my goal. Sometimes it’s instinct. Don’t get me wrong, I’m not going to lie — sometimes it’s an instinctive finish. But most of the times, you see a lot of strikers in one-on-one situations or when the ball is traveling, losing their way in what they’re trying to do because they’re thinking about it while they are doing it.

Twas’ the night before match day 20, when all through the Prem not a team could stop city , not even DeAndre Yedlin. (or Them - point to Tottenham)

Here are some players you could use for your squad, and don’t you worry, our logic’s not flawed.

Alright - forget the night before christmas schtick. Here are the players you could transfer for this week:

Heung-Min Son (Tottenham):

After tricky back to back away games vs Man City and Burnley. Spurs return home this week vs a Southampton squad that’s struggled for consistency.

Alberto Moreno, Philippe Coutinho and Roberto Firmino are all having fine seasons for Liverpool, but that has pretty much nothing to do with this video, which depicts the trio engaging in the BLOODSPORT OF MINI GOLF.

Ah, we jest. Mini-golf is not a blood-sport. It is not even a regular sport. It is quite fun though.

Alberto Moreno is OK at mini-golf. The other two are just awful. Firmino especially. The man shot a 10 on the first hole. I wouldn't think that was possible for a coordinated human adult if I hadn't seen it with my own eyes.