Lionel Messi

Messi Says ‘It Would Be Nice’ To Score His 500th Goal Against Real Madrid

Lionel Messi has a chance to score the 500th goal of his career when he lines up against Real Madrid this Saturday in what is likely the final Clasico of the year.

It would be a stunning accomplishment made all the more so because it would come against his club’s arch rival, and against the only other player in Messi’s league, Cristiano Ronaldo. 

 

Messi Gave Egypt A Gift On Live TV, And Insulted The Entire Country In The Process

It’s not every day that a gift can manage to piss off an entire country, but it seems that Messi’s gift to the host of the Egyptian television show “Yes I am Famous” has done just that. 

Messi donated a pair of football boots to the show in the name of Charity. He did so on live TV by handing them over to host Mona al-Sharqawi. Pretty straight forward, right?

Wrong.

Per the BBC:

There Is One Man Whose Shadow Messi Can't Escape. Messi Doesn't Speak To Him

Lionel Messi won't get out of Diego Maradona's potbellied, cocaine-snorting shadow until he wins a World Cup, which may partly explain why Messi hasn't spoken to Maradona since the 2010 iteration of the tournament, in which Maradona coached Argentina.

Given that Maradona has pretty much failed at everything (including the aforementioned Argentina-managing) he's tried since he won a World Cup himself back in 1986, we regard this as a good decision.

Superman Messi vs Batman Ronaldo: Coming To A Screen Near To You

YouTube has received thousands of visitors looking for a parody of the movie 'Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice', in which football stars Lionel Messi and Cristiano Ronaldo embody Marvel characters and unleash their fury in an unprecedented fight.

The red cape superhero, Superman, is played by the Argentine star. Meanwhile, Batman is played by the Portuguese crack. The trailer keeps the same plot as the film it parodies starring Henry Cavill and Ben Affleck.

Barack Obama's Daughters Wanted To Meet Messi. He Couldn't Swing It

Being the President of the United States has its perks. It opena a lot of doors. You can meet pretty much anyone you want. Except, as Barack Obama found out recently, Lionel Messi.

While visiting Argentina, Obama noted in a speech that his daughters had wanted to meet the reigning Ballon d'Or winner, but he couldn't make it happen. In contrast, they did get to meet Pope Francis, the leader of the Catholic Church. 

Messi y el joven de 22 años que dice que podría reemplazarlo son compañeros de equipo por primera vez

El mundo parece estar a los pies de Paulo Dybala. El argentino de 22 años está encendiendo la Serie A con 14 goles y 8 asistencias en 29 partidos. Es una suma asombrosa teniendo en cuenta su edad, y que está en su primer año en un nuevo club, el Juventus. 

Messi's Shot Was So Hard When It Hit A Woman She Passed Out And Turned Green

A hairy day for Barcelona that included an own goal and ended in a 2-2 draw vs Villareal turned especially bad for one woman when Lionel Messi took a shot in the 18th minute of the game. The shot, a powerful one launched from just outside the 18, flew off target and into the crowd, where it hit a supporter and apparently broke her arm.

Watch Every Goal From Wednesday's Champions League Matches

The last day of Champions League Round of 16 featured four world-renowned teams. Arsenal traveled to FC Barcelona hoping to make up a 2-0 aggregate deficit, while Bayern Munich and Juventus were tied at two. 

Lionel Messi Is So Close To Breaking A Record That Has Stood For 20 Years

We wouldn't blame you for thinking that Lionel Messi has broken every record worth breaking at Barcelona. He has smashed a lot of them. Most goals for Barcelona in La Liga, most goals for Barcelona in the Champions League, most goals in a calendar year and so on and so forth. 

This Video Shows The Terrifying Ordeal Of Facing Messi From A Defender's View

Have you ever wondered what it's like for a defender to face Lionel Messi? We've all seen him embarrass defenders on our T.V. screens, but that pales in comparison to actually having to go toe-to-toe with the Argentinian wizard. 

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