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Now That We Know Adele's A Spurs Fan, She Wrote "Hello" About Them, Right?
Earlier this week internationally famous singing person Adele threw her support for the Premiership title behind Tottenham Hotspur.
That in and of itself is only sort of newsy, but The18 has learned that Adele's smash hit "Hello" was originally written about Spurs, and we've gotten hold of an exclusive (fake) copy of an early studio take, which we present to you here:
Adele: OK let's get started! Pip pip jiminy crumpets!
Este tipo literalmente baila en el campo cuando saca habilidades
Estoy indeciso. Si jugara contra el futbolista sudafricano Thabo Rakhale me enfadaría mucho. Diría cosas como, "nada de lo que hace tiene ningún impacto en el juego". Actuaría como un blanco normal, pero trataría de encerrarlo, robar el balón, y asegurarme de que sus tonterías nunca funcionen. No puedo evitar ser como soy.
Pero mirándolo... quiero gritar "¡bájalo!" cada vez que toca el balón y gritarle a todos los defensores que intentan protegerlo, "ES UN HOMBRE MAAALO".
Carlos Vela Maybe Missed Training To Go To A Chris Brown Concert
The adventures of Carlos Vela have taken a potentially serious turn for the worse.
Carlos Vela skipped training today. Oh boy. https://t.co/1WPzwITJPc
— Nayib Morán (@nayibmoran) March 7, 2016
AMERICA
There will be no Internet after this. This is the end of the Internet. The internet has reached its peak, and there is nowhere left to go. It's over. Goodbye Internet.
This is what winning looks like.
Twitter Blasted Their New Kits. Watch Their Players Read The Meanest Tweets
The Columbus Crew’s latest away kit has gone viral for all the wrong reasons. Intended to pay homage to the Columbus City Flag, the jersey has been likened to yellow snow (don't eat it!), a printer test page and a neon snow cone. Here’s the breakdown of the kit as detailed by the Crew and kit providers Adidas:
This Horse Wants To Watch A Soccer Game
Look what turned up at this Argentinian fourth division game: a soccer horse.
Amistoso Arg. De Merlo vs Acassuso, con espectador de lujo! @enunabaldosa @AcassusoPrensa pic.twitter.com/Cj8AfPvW2I
— Felipe Morano (@FelipeMorano) January 29, 2016
The 9 Craziest Soccer Questions People Ask Google
Ah, Google. Where any question can be asked and answered in half the time it takes to microwave pizza. If you can think it, dream it, or conceive it, you can Google it. And, thanks to Google’s auto-populating technology, you can see exactly what the people of the world desperately want to know. Which is great and equally ridiculous at the same time. Soccer is no exception. Here are nine mostly ridiculous soccer questions people ask on Google (the answers may surprise you).
World Cup Golden Ball Winner Carli Lloyd Still Can't Get Any Respect
Carli Lloyd can't get no respect. In Starbucks of all places.
We're sure the barista meant no disrespect to the focal point of the USWNT's World Cup-winning attack, but "Nardley" is not a name.
Carli Lloyd vs. The Starbucks Barista
Nardley is a new one. pic.twitter.com/6SVPYQeOEm
— Carli Lloyd (@CarliLloyd) January 4, 2016
This Team Shot 4 Times In 10 Seconds, Missed Them All, But Still Scored Somehow
Most of the time when you see a team bearing down on goal like Legia Warsaw is about to do in this next video, you expect to be thrilled. The speed of play involved pushes players to their absolute limits. Success is a matter of passing with pinpoint accuracy, maintaining composure, and knowing when to finish. Anything less results in a wasted opportunity.